The Depths of My Love for This Particular Type of Punctuation Rival The Depths of Hatred that Trojans Have for Giant Wooden Horses
Commas got you down?
Writing have that "blah" feeling?
An Incomplete Set of Instructions
Take two separate
(But related) thoughts, and then:
Join them together!
I didn't make up this example
The strippers are not
JFK and Stalin (ew)
Thanks, Oxford comma!
"I am sorry for this
incontinence to all of you but I have no choice in the matter"
Proofread, please - inconvenience,
To be fair, I sometimes wrote "a lot" as one word until I read this
Don't get me started
On your/you're or their/they're/there
Just read The Oatmeal
1For the love of God, and all that is holy, I do not mean to imply that you can just replace commas with semicolons at will.