Friday, October 28, 2011

Haiku Friday: Halloween

I Know It Has Some Huge Fans, But I Prefer To Get My High Fructose Corn Syrup Other Ways
First off, let's agree
That the worst sweet by far
Must be candy corn

Either Way, We Get To Dress Up Like Superheroes
Once upon a time
We all went trick-or-treating
Now we do pub crawls

Thoughts On The Village Halloween Parade
Sir, where are your pants?
And, how does being naked
Count as a costume?

It's When You're Old Enough For Me To Call You Dude (Please Don't Egg My House)
How old is too old
To come to my house and ask
For some free shit, dude?

I'm Still Waiting For Rockapella's Comeback Tour
Mix up back to back,
Belly to belly for a
Zombie Jamboree

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