I realize this is not really true to Pac-Man, but I don't care. I can do whatever I want because it's my birthday!
If you're craving cake or beer, you should go get some and blame it on me.
Tomorrow (or later), we will return to our regularly scheduled crappy projects.
1Totally might be too strong of a word. "Tangentially" or even "not-at-all" might be more accurate.