Technologies Hate The Nicknames We Give Them
Say "The Interwebs"
And "Cellular Telephone"
To speak formally
It's Creepy, Actually
Netflix, you know me
Strong female lead, foreign, dark
And also South Park
What Are Those Sounds Coming From The Lower-Center Part of Your Face Area, Out of Your Food Hole?
I have forgotten
The art of the spoken word
Since texting's advent
I Wasted My IQ on Angry Birds
My droid is smarter
Than your lil' honor student
... and probably me
THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE SHOWS TO WATCH (or: On Staying Up Until 2 am)
Five months sans the web
Has rendered me unprepared
For streaming TV
Say "The Interwebs"
And "Cellular Telephone"
To speak formally
It's Creepy, Actually
Netflix, you know me
Strong female lead, foreign, dark
And also South Park
What Are Those Sounds Coming From The Lower-Center Part of Your Face Area, Out of Your Food Hole?
I have forgotten
The art of the spoken word
Since texting's advent
I Wasted My IQ on Angry Birds
My droid is smarter
Than your lil' honor student
... and probably me
THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE SHOWS TO WATCH (or: On Staying Up Until 2 am)
Five months sans the web
Has rendered me unprepared
For streaming TV
Is "Mobile Telephonic Device" acceptable?
ReplyDeleteI checked with the Technology's Committee on Naming, and they like that very much. It makes them feel like they're finally getting the respect they deserve.
ReplyDeleteThe more syllables, the better, I figure.
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