Friday, December 23, 2011

Haiku Friday - MERRY CHRISTMAS (That's right, I said it)

Her Candy Standards Are High And Practical
"Don't bother with these,
Russell Stovers make you fart"
Mom's words of wisdom

You Can't Go Wrong With Eggs, Cheese, And Green Chiles, No Matter What It's Called
My sister is right:
Fritata sounds tastier
Than egg casserole

Sacramental Wine Drinking Game: How Many Times Does Mary Drop Jesus
When I was younger
I acted in the pageant
Now, I go to laugh

I was all prepared
To write about White Christmas
No snow is bullshit

I Need My Beauty Sleep AND My Presents
Your hoofs on the roof
Better not wake me, reindeer
Or there will be blood

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