That's A Lot Of Trips To The Peegarten
German biergarten
Is actually code for
Two liters of beer
Lessons Learned While Watching A Guy Get Into A Fight With His Reflection
A man on the train
Taught me that New York City
Has meth problems too
Anything Goes In Chinatown
Rules for restaurants:
No T.V.s and no carpets
(Except Chinatown)
I Meant To Go To Bed At Midnight
In New York City
You can stay up until three
Accidentally
"You Live Here?! Why?!"
Staying in Bushwick
Is cheap and convenient but
Earns taunts from cabbies
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