These are exciting times, people.
Let's get to it.
This is also a nice diagram of my entire diet. Anyways, you could show yourself to be a good, solid guy from Illinois by literally eating meat 'n potatoes. That sounds pretty tasty, if slightly bland. Or, you could be a 14-year-old who has decided that meat is evil and is eating only cheese sandwiches. Without the meat is evil part, that sounds like Thursday to me1. But, put all those magical yet common ingredients together, and you have what some2 would call nirvana: the cheeseburger. I just had one two hours ago, and you know what? I want more. Thanks for loving me, God!3
Best quote of the week: "More debates, more vetting of candidates because we know the mistake made in our country four years ago was having a candidate that was not vetted." - Sarah Palin. Ah, she consistently reminds me why I listen to political podcasts. It is less funny to think about any kind of could-have-been face off between her and Ahmadinejad. They would have both agreed that there were no gay people in their jurisdictions, been creepily folksy, and then hunted each other with helicopters. Final thought: Tea Parties started becoming way less fun when they decided that maybe Newt Gingrich should be president.
I'm bringing it all together here, for a nice clean wrap-up. It looks like it's about food and drink and then SURPRISE it's about politics. That, kids, is how you make an old-fashioned, or as we call them at my house, Anna's maybe-three-more-of-these-will-make-thinly-veiled-racism-funny4 juice.
1Wednesday obviously being the day that I spend working on my blog instead of grocery shopping.
2Ok, just me.
3I'm not saying that God doesn't love Jewish people, I'm just saying that he wants them to be miserable and hungry.