That Sounds More Threatening Than I Meant It To
Mr. Elephant,
I think you could jump this fence
Soon, I will fix that
Nothing Ruins A Cuteness High Quite Like Poo
I took a picture
Right as the tiny penguin
Decided to poop
Oh, Was That Your Baby I Just Made Into A Delicious Curry?
The three mountain goats
Stopped their chewing and faced me
Murder in their eyes
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO CUDDLE, SUN BEAR?
I learned that sun bears
Are the smallest Portland has
But their claws still hurt
Plus, You're Way Less Fun To Club
Nothing personal
But you sea lions are just
Fat, less-cute fur seals
Mmm, goat curry.
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