This week, you'll learn important things about Oregon, how to create a New York Times bestseller, and the fact that I totally boned your mom last night. Yeah, she'll probably deny it, but that's because she thinks you can't handle the truth.
Sick of words? Me too. Let's get to the lo-fi diagrams.
|Yup, that pretty much covers this state. FYI, hipsters and hippies agree on only one thing: showers are lame.|
|We live in a world where Tyra Banks and Snooki have bestsellers and Ayn Rand is regarded as a genius. The apocalypse called to say, "Wow, I think I'll cancel my 2012 plans for Earth because I don't want to get near that crazy-assed place."|
|Ha, your mom ruined your family! Oh, wait... sorry, dude.|