What makes me say "Really??" is this total lack of a sense of irony. I am hoping that the following will both help the GOP understand irony, and maybe help them understand Venn Diagrams, too.
I keep hoping someone there will blame it on climate change, for the double Irony Whammy.
To avoid irony in the next convention, I recommend that they all drive non-union cars to Dick Cheney's back yard using privately made gravel roads. When they arrive, they can shower Bonnaroo style with baby wipes and a gallon of water, so as to avoid using any government utilities.
To be fair, he probably couldn't afford to keep a residence in Massachusetts. I mean, there are only so many mortgages one man can carry. Also, does anyone else get a great image of Mitt as a slacker pot-head, living in his son's basement, playing Mario Kart for 8 hours a day? No, just me? Oh, carry on then.
