My Parents Didn't Read The Fine Print
Couples, practice rhythm!
High success rates! Side effects:
Frequent pregnancy
What Did They Use Before Aspirin?
I had it explained:
A pill between the knees means
Stop whoring it up1
Abstinence... Just Kidding!
Weird, no one mentions
The best birth control method:
Gay relationships
Yes, Let's Discuss Lines Crossed
Religious freedoms?
Issa, they are less trampled
Than women's bodies
Everyone Wins! (Except, Probably, Romney)
Here's a time machine
It's set for 1920
Get in, GOP!
1True story, I really didn't understand what it meant. I thought "Maybe it's about pleading a headache? But then why the knees? Maybe they thought aspirin was a spermicide?"2
2Sometimes, I'm really naive.
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