Friday, March 2, 2012

Haiku Friday - Michigan Primary

FWOOOOOP - That's The Sound Of The 900,000 UAW Votes You Just Lost
We Michiganders
Do not look kindly upon
Your union busting

A Native Wouldn't Start With The Height Of The Trees1
I'll believe you're from
Michigan when I see your
Birth certificate

The Mitten Was Not Smitten
Campaigning trod on
Prospective voters lost hope
....Vote for Democrats!

So I Feel Really Connected To Mitt
I'm no ardent fan
But I have great friends who own
NASCAR Matchbox Sets

It's Actually Horribly Awkward
I almost threw up
When I read Kennedy's speech.
I puke when impressed.

1"Go State!" would have worked way better.

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