I Clean Once a Year
Parents are in town
So my house is clean and nice
But only briefly
This Explains All The Stalled Projects
My door is broken
It bothered me for a while
Now it's just background
Also, more underwear
I just did laundry
Not more than two weeks ago
I'll buy more t-shirts
I worry that if I can't see them, they will begin plotting a revolt
These rooms frighten me
With all their clean surfaces
Where did my things go?!?!
This Is Your Brain On Coffee
I'm caffeinated
It does not affect my at-
Ooo, something shiny!
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