Friday, September 30, 2011

Haiku Friday - The Second

I Clean Once a Year
Parents are in town
So my house is clean and nice
But only briefly

This Explains All The Stalled Projects
My door is broken
It bothered me for a while
Now it's just background

Also, more underwear
I just did laundry
Not more than two weeks ago
I'll buy more t-shirts

I worry that if I can't see them, they will begin plotting a revolt
These rooms frighten me
With all their clean surfaces
Where did my things go?!?!

This Is Your Brain On Coffee
I'm caffeinated
It does not affect my at-
Ooo, something shiny!

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