So, here is what it's actually like.
Bess Wants To Eat Your Face
My cat is angry.
one other cat is in the family
who eats the food and is friendly
she hates that cat.
she wants cuddles
why aren't you cuddling
she hates cuddles
why are you trying to cuddle
she tastes our skin
preparing for our deaths
fuck off she says i am a cat i hate you
what is that / why haven't i destroyed it yet / i will put it on the floor for you your anger makes me catlaugh
i will drink your water and leave fur in it all my water already has fur in it
leave me alone
why are you sleeping? give me pets
oh, you're awake, i was hoping you were dead